A coordinated crew of agents that runs your daily ops — support, e-commerce, ads, email — across the stack you already have. Drafts the work. You approve in Slack. Built on a real D2C brand running it for 90+ days.
Each agent owns a function. They share context across the stack. You approve every move that touches a customer. Start with three; add the rest when you're ready.
"What's broken right now?" One Slack thread that answers, instead of six dashboards. Pulls live numbers across the stack on demand.
Inbound ticket → Slack card → 1-button reply. PII redacted. Refunds always escalate. You see every draft before it ships.
Daily multi-source sales pulse. Preorder auto-toggles when stock hits zero. Theme dev with safety rails.
Daily ad-account health check across Meta, Google, TikTok. Pause/scale recommendations with theory citations. Every write requires ok from you.
Brief in chat → ready-to-paste campaign HTML in 30 seconds. RFM-aware. Refuses to send if deliverability checks fail.
One brief produces ad video, email banner, blog hero, and social Reel script. Brand voice and product specs verified before output.
Drafts captions, Reels, posts. Discoverability audits. You approve every post before it goes live.
We deploy on your stack, train on your data, and run in draft-only mode for a week. Send buttons enable on Tier 1 tickets when you're satisfied — not before.
Wire your store, your inbox, your ad accounts, your support helpdesk. Hand us your brand voice, return policy, product catalog. We seed the fleet.
Agents run in draft-only mode on your last 30 days of historical data. You review accuracy. We tune. Nothing reaches a real customer.
Send buttons enabled on Tier 1 tickets. Daily sales pulse fires. Preorder auto-toggle goes live. You stay in the loop on everything that matters.
Four moves the fleet makes every week on the reference brand. Mockups are live recreations of the actual surfaces — Slack cards, daily pulse, attribution audits, "what's broken?" queries.
Ticket lands → enriched with order + tracking → drafted in your voice → posted as a Slack card → operator clicks Send. Reply hits the customer in seconds.
Root-caused to a duplicate event pushback humans had been missing for months. Recovered attribution. Fixed by Tuesday.
30 seconds later: preview PNG, three subject A/B variants, ready-to-paste HTML. RFM-aware. Refuses to send if deliverability checks fail.
Operator types one question. Ray pulls from across the fleet. Then "fix it" — delegations fire across Mila, Max, Sarah. You stay in the loop.
Native today on the platforms most $3M–$10M D2C brands run. Adapter work to add a new platform is typically 1–3 weeks; we quote it as part of onboarding.
Toggle add-ons to see your replacement math. The MVP triple is on by default. The full fleet is what most brands grow into by month 6.
| What you're paying for now | Approx. monthly | We replace it with |
|---|---|---|
| MVP — included in $2,500/mo | ||
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1 junior CS repDrafts replies, escalates the rest
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$3,000–4,000 | Sarah · drafts; you approve |
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Daily KPI scrapeFounder time / GM
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$1,500–3,000 | Ray + Kir |
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Spot Shopify dev / agencyTheme tweaks + preorder + blog
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$1,000–2,500 | Kir · theme + preorder + blog |
| MVP total | 5,500–9,500 | $2,500/mo + $1,500 onboarding |
| Add-ons — toggle to compare | ||
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Media buyerDaily account checks, pause/scale
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$5,000–8,000 | Max · drafts; you approve every write |
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Email designer + coordinatorKlaviyo flows, campaigns, RFM
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$4,000–7,000 | Mila |
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Fractional creative agencyAd video, banners, blog hero
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$3,000–8,000 | Lex |
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Social media managerCaptions, Reels, audits
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$3,000–5,000 | Sam |
| Your total replaced MVP only | $5,500–9,500 | $2,500/mo + $1,500 onboarding |
"Pull up your last quarter's P&L. Add the lines. Divide by three. That's roughly what you'd pay us."
Book a demo"We don't pretend to replace humans. We replace the parts of your humans' jobs they hate."
One price for the MVP. Add-on agents priced per role. Outcome-based pricing (per-resolution / % of ad spend saved) is available after 6 months of trust — most brands keep the flat retainer.
| Add-on | Onboarding | Monthly |
|---|---|---|
| Max / Ads | +$1,000 | +$1,500 |
| Mila / Email | +$2,000 | +$1,500 |
| Lex / Content | +$2,000 | +$1,000 + render |
| Sam / Social | +$1,500 | +$750 |
| Full fleet | $5,000 | $5,500 |
Outcome-based pricing (per-resolution / % of ad spend saved) available after 6 months of trust. Most clients keep the flat retainer.
We don't sell what we haven't run. The fleet has been operating a real D2C brand for 90+ days before we offered it to anyone else.
~1.5 years running the 7-agent fleet inside a real D2C brand. Designed the system this product is built on. Owns the agent layer end-to-end.
US-facing infrastructure. Closes the operator-to-operator deals where the buyer wants honest answers, not a deck.
US e-commerce network and recent platform-implementation work in the US market. Maps every brand's stack before we agree to onboard.
No. It replaces the click-work — drafting tickets, scraping daily KPIs, deploying small theme tweaks, building campaigns from scratch. Your team approves every customer-facing action.
Native today: Shopify, Klaviyo, Meta Ads, Gorgias, ShipMonk, GA4, Search Console, Triple Whale, Notion, Slack. Available on request with 1–3 weeks of adapter work: Zendesk, Front, Help Scout, Re:amaze, Google Ads, TikTok Ads, Microsoft Ads, ShipBob, ShipHero, Recharge, Postscript, Attentive, Polar Analytics, Northbeam.
Native tools optimize one platform. They don't talk to each other. We're the connective tissue — workflows that span ≥3 platforms (e.g. support sentiment drops → ad pauses → apology email triggers).
Agencies have a coordination tax and don't work weekends. VAs do one thing well; we do orchestrated cross-functional work. Our gross margins are software-like; theirs are labor-like.
Two layers of protection. (1) Hard rules encoded into every agent — no specific dates, ≤150 words on customer replies, always verify product specs against your store, PII redacted before posting. (2) Human-in-loop on every customer-facing action — agents draft, you approve.
Some surfaces, yes — preorder auto-toggle, daily report posting, deliverability monitoring. Others, no — refunds, ad budget changes, campaign sends. Trust scales gradually per account.
30-day out clause. We export your full data and logs. No long-term lock-in.
Slack is the primary control surface — every approval card, every ticket draft, every alert lands there. Telegram is supported as a fallback.
30-min discovery call. We'll walk through your stack and tell you whether it's a fit. No deck.
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